Adam Swift lives in Massachusetts, where he has been a reporter for a number of local newspapers. He has previously been published in Lollipop and Rattle. He first read about UFOs when he swiped a copy of his uncle's Flying Saucers, Serious Business. Every time Adam tries to listen to Art Bell, Art Bell retires again.
Flying Saucers are real.
The Loch Ness Monster is in
Bigfoot wants to know if this record store
carries any Townes Van Zant.
Chupacabra needs his flu shot again.
Really, has it been a year already?
There's a special deal on memory foam mattresses
in the Bermuda Triangle. One hundred percent
Champy for president,
The Jersey Devil, still mad Martin Brodeur
retired before bringing home one more
was never real.